January 2012
Jan 1st
Instead of working on an arrangement of What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve, I’m just going to wait and find out from your Foursquare posts.
Jan 1st
December 2011
My roommate is opening a classy spirits shop. Beer snobs, what should she stock?
Dec 31st
Over the break I finally sat down to watch How Stella Got Her Groove Back. Am I the only one who was expecting it to be about constipation?
Dec 29th
I don’t need to see a vibrant, active Jenga internet forum to know one exists, or to be warmed by its existence.
Dec 27th
Kenny Chesney seems like a lot of trouble to go to when you could mail Jimmy Buffet a steel guitar.
Dec 25th
Trans Siberian Orchestra’s target market is grown ups who traded hair metal and LSD for Disney princess movies and pleated khakis.
Dec 24th
So many of you precious dears have been living with this for ages and I wasn’t there for you. I’m SO sorry. http://t.co/2SErVUt3
Dec 22nd
That is, the lights are low in the cabin… and at Candlestick it seems.
Dec 20th
Is is beautiful in Austin today, just so you know. http://t.co/F8007k1z
Dec 18th
RT @jimmymarks: George RR Martin tried to get the hang of Twitter but for every 140 characters he wrote, he killed fifty of them.
Dec 17th
Tulle would be a good name for an earnest-beard Tool cover band.
Dec 15th
“Maybe it’s absurd to think we lost novelists and musicians to McKinsey… but I think we did.” - @robinsloan http://t.co/OkHy4ZnZ
Dec 13th
Never try to learn the neti pot without first making sure your will is up to date.
Dec 13th
Merry Christmas, Mrs. Featherbottom. http://t.co/NMiTeomT
Dec 11th
I wonder if I’m doing Christmas wrong. Sometimes I despair of ever knowing people’s opinion on the matter.
Dec 11th
Speaking of jams, I need some good over-the-ear headphone that aren’t crazy expensive. Whatchoo got?
Dec 9th
RT @SFFireCU: By the way, fraud that occurs as a result of the Lucky’s security breach will be a loss to the credit union not to Lucky s …
Dec 9th
RT @tobi: Wow twitter just became beautiful. fly.twitter.com
Dec 9th
I left my phone in New York because of course I did, so the next few days are going to be just like old times.
Dec 8th
PROFESSIONAL MUSICIANS: Stop writing mini Christmas songs as intros to covers of classic Christmas songs.
Dec 7th
Bedroom window New York, you are a sight for sore eyes. http://t.co/a3Avz8ng
Dec 3rd
November 2011
Interesting credit union conversation happening on Reddit: http://t.co/YvfT7exm
Nov 28th
RT @PFTompkins: Every year, when the President “pardons” a turkey, I think, Ho ho! What a hilarious ribbing of a legal system that puts …
Nov 28th
What are we going to do with all these guys on cable wearing big shorts and unbent cap bills? Giving them TV shows is just enabling them.
Nov 27th
Black Friday on the water with @drewdixon. http://t.co/WD7rPKMl
Nov 26th
Our three year-old and one year-old are arguing over where their imaginary friend is standing.
Nov 24th
Suggestion of the day for CU friends: follow @SFFireCU and create a search for it. Excellent Twitter use by a CEO.
Nov 24th
Mom to squirming child: “You’re 3, that means you know 1000 words…I need you to use one of them.”
Nov 24th
I missed the debates tonight. I was at Target trying on pants. Didn’t end up buying any, but I got two bags of Fritos.
Nov 23rd
RT @trabianmatt: @creeme Aptana Studio was bought out by Appcelerator, which is the company that makes Titanium. Full circle.
Nov 22nd
It’s good to be working from home for week. http://t.co/20mEWJ9T
Nov 22nd
Straw-b-baw-baw-b-berry! Straw-b-baw-baw-b-berry! Straw-b-baw-baw-b-berry-KILL-ME!
Nov 21st
Crazy day in CFB. Corso’s bomb, Baylor, LSU’s victory formation with five minutes left. Now USC wants to give it back to Oregon.
Nov 20th
Here’s my impression of impression comics doing impressions, “Well, they sort of talk like this, and they would say something like this.”
Nov 19th
To get ahead on some personal administrative stuff, I’m writing my tombstone limerick today. What rhymes with “emotional hypochondria?”
Nov 17th
THE RULES. http://t.co/HVAnuZEQ
Nov 17th
Haha, check it, you dudes, I was just all, “What’s this green light on my phone?” and it was voicemails! People still leave those!
Nov 15th
Who’s in San Francisco this week? Let’s do things.
Nov 15th
Portland bluegrass with The Student Loan. http://t.co/c9HP4vS8
Nov 13th
It smells like the girl ahead of me at this health food store is hiding like ten of those He-Man Stinkor action figures in her hemp purse.
Nov 12th
The CIA is being naive if they think Matt Lauer’s ability to completely ghost himself is only being used for feel-good segments.
Nov 11th
This site was made for @Devo9911: http://t.co/UIVhemgX #ntcue
Nov 10th
Happy birthday Evan Matthew! Everybody’s doing great! http://t.co/AUO1cEmr
Nov 10th
Somehow I ended up with 20lbs of Monday in a 10lb Tuesday.
Nov 9th
Thanks to everyone from @TheKCUA and today’s shindig for being the embodiment of awesome.
Nov 8th
I’m working on a new character: http://t.co/bM8t4n12
Nov 7th
Catching A Prairie Home Companion on the drive to a gig is pitch perfect.
Nov 6th
I made a chart of how much pizza we ate vs how much pizza we did not. http://t.co/gPFOoXba
Nov 5th
Helvetica ethical marfa tofu skateboard. Sartorial jean shorts vegan gluten-free beard, hoodie 8-bit Austin PBR. #hipsteripsum
Nov 4th