January 2012
Instead of working on an arrangement of What Are You Doing New Year’s Eve, I’m just going to wait and find out from your Foursquare posts.
December 2011
My roommate is opening a classy spirits shop. Beer snobs, what should she stock?
Over the break I finally sat down to watch How Stella Got Her Groove Back. Am I the only one who was expecting it to be about constipation?
I don’t need to see a vibrant, active Jenga internet forum to know one exists, or to be warmed by its existence.
Kenny Chesney seems like a lot of trouble to go to when you could mail Jimmy Buffet a steel guitar.
Trans Siberian Orchestra’s target market is grown ups who traded hair metal and LSD for Disney princess movies and pleated khakis.
So many of you precious dears have been living with this for ages and I wasn’t there for you. I’m SO sorry. http://t.co/2SErVUt3
That is, the lights are low in the cabin… and at Candlestick it seems.
Is is beautiful in Austin today, just so you know. http://t.co/F8007k1z
RT @jimmymarks: George RR Martin tried to get the hang of Twitter but for every 140 characters he wrote, he killed fifty of them.
Tulle would be a good name for an earnest-beard Tool cover band.
“Maybe it’s absurd to think we lost novelists and musicians to McKinsey… but I think we did.” - @robinsloan http://t.co/OkHy4ZnZ
Never try to learn the neti pot without first making sure your will is up to date.
Merry Christmas, Mrs. Featherbottom. http://t.co/NMiTeomT
I wonder if I’m doing Christmas wrong. Sometimes I despair of ever knowing people’s opinion on the matter.
Speaking of jams, I need some good over-the-ear headphone that aren’t crazy expensive. Whatchoo got?
RT @SFFireCU: By the way, fraud that occurs as a result of the Lucky’s security breach will be a loss to the credit union not to Lucky s …
RT @tobi: Wow twitter just became beautiful. fly.twitter.com
I left my phone in New York because of course I did, so the next few days are going to be just like old times.
PROFESSIONAL MUSICIANS: Stop writing mini Christmas songs as intros to covers of classic Christmas songs.
Bedroom window New York, you are a sight for sore eyes. http://t.co/a3Avz8ng
November 2011
Interesting credit union conversation happening on Reddit: http://t.co/YvfT7exm
RT @PFTompkins: Every year, when the President “pardons” a turkey, I think, Ho ho! What a hilarious ribbing of a legal system that puts …
What are we going to do with all these guys on cable wearing big shorts and unbent cap bills? Giving them TV shows is just enabling them.
Black Friday on the water with @drewdixon. http://t.co/WD7rPKMl
Our three year-old and one year-old are arguing over where their imaginary friend is standing.
Suggestion of the day for CU friends: follow @SFFireCU and create a search for it. Excellent Twitter use by a CEO.
Mom to squirming child: “You’re 3, that means you know 1000 words…I need you to use one of them.”
I missed the debates tonight. I was at Target trying on pants. Didn’t end up buying any, but I got two bags of Fritos.
RT @trabianmatt: @creeme Aptana Studio was bought out by Appcelerator, which is the company that makes Titanium. Full circle.
It’s good to be working from home for week. http://t.co/20mEWJ9T
Straw-b-baw-baw-b-berry! Straw-b-baw-baw-b-berry! Straw-b-baw-baw-b-berry-KILL-ME!
Crazy day in CFB. Corso’s bomb, Baylor, LSU’s victory formation with five minutes left. Now USC wants to give it back to Oregon.
Here’s my impression of impression comics doing impressions, “Well, they sort of talk like this, and they would say something like this.”
To get ahead on some personal administrative stuff, I’m writing my tombstone limerick today. What rhymes with “emotional hypochondria?”
THE RULES. http://t.co/HVAnuZEQ
Haha, check it, you dudes, I was just all, “What’s this green light on my phone?” and it was voicemails! People still leave those!
Who’s in San Francisco this week? Let’s do things.
Portland bluegrass with The Student Loan. http://t.co/c9HP4vS8
It smells like the girl ahead of me at this health food store is hiding like ten of those He-Man Stinkor action figures in her hemp purse.
The CIA is being naive if they think Matt Lauer’s ability to completely ghost himself is only being used for feel-good segments.
This site was made for @Devo9911: http://t.co/UIVhemgX #ntcue
Happy birthday Evan Matthew! Everybody’s doing great! http://t.co/AUO1cEmr
Somehow I ended up with 20lbs of Monday in a 10lb Tuesday.
Thanks to everyone from @TheKCUA and today’s shindig for being the embodiment of awesome.
I’m working on a new character: http://t.co/bM8t4n12
Catching A Prairie Home Companion on the drive to a gig is pitch perfect.
I made a chart of how much pizza we ate vs how much pizza we did not. http://t.co/gPFOoXba
Helvetica ethical marfa tofu skateboard. Sartorial jean shorts vegan gluten-free beard, hoodie 8-bit Austin PBR. #hipsteripsum